AWWEEEE

So Wednesday night my awesome sorority sisters threw me a surprise going away party intertwined with another girls 21st birthday party.

Well since I will not be attending Slippery Rock next semester I've been trying to spend as much time with my close friends as I can such as randomly showing up at their apartment and well when they're trying to plan a surprise party for you they are not too happy about coming unannounced which now I understand but Tuesday's bitchiness was not appreciated but I came to understand later.

Last week my little, Cory, decided to ask me to go out for a drink after her night class and I definitely agreed well Wednesday night they told me we were also taking Amy (the girl who was turning 21) which made a lot of sense even though her surprise party was never mentioned to me before so I continued to ask questions which increased the bitchiness

Moral of the story If your friends are bitchy don't get upset they might be planning a surprise party for you...

OH and EXCITING NEWS!!! I FINALLY HAVE A FUNCTIONING DIGITAL CAMERA so when I find things picture worthy they will definitely be up here unfortunately today I could not get a picture of a bumper sticker on the back of a mustang that said "I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop!" WHICH TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!!!!

PS as I'm typing away my roommate and her ex/Friday night hook up/ WORST ENEMY are in a "wrestling match" including lighters watches and bloody noses and my roommate yelling YOU BURNT MY VAGINA, then my fiancee says to me "HA HA Stef is a FIRE CROTCH"

Oh my life

Where the hell are my pants....

To Whom It May Concern....

Hi, creepy little locker room elf. I went to the base for drill today, went to change into my uniform only to realize that my BDU (battle dress uniform) pants were not where I left them last month, on the hanger. I'm not mad it's actually kind of funny. Although, I'm sure it will produce much humor in the break room, I am quite concerned. I am leaving soon and cannot perform my job very well with only one pair of pants. I will be gone for a while, and do not feel like wearing the same pants the entire time.

Thank you,
Ashley Lynn


Yeah, not being able to find my pants has ruined my day. Sorta sad huh?