Random Thoughts From This week

This is going to be a sort of bullet post just warning you now...

-Monday- Driving to work I see a company van that has "terrible tile" on the side...
Immediately I made the connection between "TERRIBLE TOWEL" and "terrible tile" like any burgher would and yes it is a cute play on words but... There is no way in H-E-double hockey sticks that I am hireing someone who called their company "Terrible Tile"

-Monday still - At work-Mom has been sick and emailed me that dad said that her problem could be a pocket of blood that formed after a surgery a couple of months ago and if it burst she wouldn't make it to the hospital... GOOD GOING DAD STRESSING EVERYONE OUT(love you daddy!)... (shes ok she had tests done Tuesday and Wednesday and, no if she runs into the kitchen counter I will not be mom-less)

-Tuesday- At school- I was walking down the hall way to my 11 o'clock class and overhear two nursing students talking to each other. One obviously pregnant the other probably not.... Not Preggers to Obvi Preggers: "I saw your ultrasound yesterday and your uterus is SOOOOOOO cute!".... I understand that they're nursing students but I don't care how medically knowledgeable I am, I am NEVER! going to tell a friend she has a cute uterus maybe cute fetus or what ever they're called at whatever stage but not cute uterus....

-Wednesday- The central blood bank has been calling me for a month now... So, I bit the bullet and decided to answer their call and go in and donate blood... Not realizing on the same day I was scheduled to go get my second round of the Guardasil shot... No big deal take some blood out put some medicine in right? NOT! 20 minutes after getting my shot and 1 hr after giving blood I felt wasted. Not like oh I've had one or two I'll stop now because I have to drive, I'm talking full blown falling over, incoherent, wtf is going on wasted. Good thing the lovely bf didn't have to work and drove me. If not the flocus would have been smashed somewhere along the turnpike and there would be no more me....

I'm sure something intersting will happen today who knows my life has a tendancy to be boring on occasion....

Blogging in class Again...

Sooo I'm sitting in class, I'm so bored I've checked facebook myspace and read everything in my reader.... Then I remembered HEY I HAVE A BLOG not that I forgot.... Just that when it comes to doing things regularly I have a tendency to let them slip my mind every once in a while (ex. why I suck at taking the pill (and it makes me sick)).

Oh yeah, tried taking the pill again... Made me depressed the first week, sick the second week, and gave me migraines this week. So... I quit taking it... I KNOW its bad but when the bf and I choose not to behave ourselves we are more that "careful" (tmi?). I just can't handle taking birth control I had the nuva ring (all questions welcome(I'm used to it)) and loved it but it gave me migraines but didn't realize it until I had forgotten to get my prescription filled and skipped it for a month (yes again I know bad Ashley!) But that months visit from aunt Flo was probably the most pleasant... if that's possible. Does any out here have any other ideas for "secondary" birth control other than the medicine type?

Also, as I'm sitting here typing this my dad is texting me about the power being out at home because of the wind storms here's how the convo goes hope you enjoy his caveman texting as much as I do

Dad: Power out
Me: At home or school
Dad: Yes
Me: Well theres power at school now so I'm guessing at home hopefully it'll be on when I get home at 10 pm
Dad: Y generator later

I'm guessing that means yes I'm buying a generator later.... but who knows with him lol I love my daddy!

I am in love with mint tea!!!

So I am still getting over whatever sickness I had. During the last five days I have consumed MASSIVE amounts of tea and I have to admit that my two favorites in this order are any tea with mint in it, and pomegranate tea. Never having pomegranate juice before I was really not sure about the tea but it is really good!!!

I think the reason I love mint teas is because mint is supposed to be a "cool" flavor and tea is hot. I like the confused tongue feeling like with sweet and sour (especially in margaritas) yessssssssss!

THE END!

AHH it finally caught up with me

Every Fall I HAVE to get a sinus infection. It is pretty much a ritual or something. It never fails and this time its bad!

Ok the severity is partially my fault because this weekend was homecoming so Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday I was wasted. Then for the grand finale Friday I spent all day outside in the cold dampness making the float and then Saturday was the big day that ended up with praying to the porcelain gods.

So yesterday and today I've done pretty much nothing but blow my nose and drink tea. Well starting on Kleenex box number 2 I was looking at the bottom of the box and there are DIRECTIONS!!!!

Yes Directions On The Bottom Of A Kleenex Box!
and I Quote:

Directions for Use: It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Use only as a facial tissue.

Ok, so I'll give them that they are anti-virus tissues BUT reading this aloud to my fiance and his roommate they came up with the other colorful uses of tissues such as wiping your ass and jacking off.

Never needing them for the latter I found this hilarious, but we all know we've found ourselves in the situation where albeit doing #1 or #2 you have looked over and saw hanging on the wall nothing but cardboard. Being inventive human beings you look behind you and grab a hand full of tissues and "clean up"

Well according of my Kleenex box this is now a federal offense! Which if the FBI or CIA or SWAT or who ever bust in on me with a handful of tissues I guess I will be guilty of 2 counts of illegal tissue use.